Hoops

Reach for the rock.

I tried to take flight last week on the basketball court, but once I realized the distance between my feet and the court were a mere few inches I crumbled like a BP rep in front of Congress. Miserable ending? I dare say not! My attempt at increased vertical movement enabled my dormant powers of deception to awaken and my game is all the better for it.

Whenever a rebound descends directly into my hands I grab it with violence and smack my second and swiftly converging hand on to the ball. I feel it not only impresses other players (and myself) but may lay down some intimidation points for future use.

My shot has seen a marked improvement, to the point that I am becoming known as one of the guys to not leave open, at least after a few made shots. I find myself unconsciously shooting regardless of the distance, and so far my percentage is consistent enough to maintain this wacky strategy. My first few games tend to be my strongest and then my mind gets in the way. The less I think and the more jump shots I take, the better.

Note: I started playing basketball about two months ago at my gym. My skills are minimal but through hardwork and practice I feel I can make huge improvements (don’t ever take me too seriously). In my mid-thirties and with no basketball foundation I will attempt to become a decent player and not be the pale dude that no one passes to.

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